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How to be Creepy

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I have recently been very tired as a result of excessive schoolwork, procrastination, books, and procrastination. Through this experience, I have gained 2 things: under-eye bags and new knowledge - specifically, knowledge about myself. I have realized, with the help of my friends, that when I am tired, I get somewhat...creepy. Yeah, you read that right. BUT NO I'M NOT A CREEP, OK? It's just fun :D

Here are some foolproof ways to be creepy, tested earlier today on my friends.

  1. Hug someone, sniff them loudly, and whisper "You smell nice..."
  2. Get out your lip balm. Without taking the cap off, and making sure that your friend is watching, slowly move it towards him/her and rub it on the side of their neck, moving downwards. Stare at them with a creepy smile on your face the whole time.
  3. While your friend is facing the other way, quietly walk up behind them and start stroking their hair and/or back.
  4. During a long, not awkward, silence, suddenly look your friend straight in the eye and say "Boobehs," again with a creepy smile on your face and with your eyes wide open.
  5. Make sure that he/she is looking at you. Then, stare them straight in the eye and eat your food, one bit at a time, never breaking eye contact. Chew slowly and keep silent.
There you go! Five very funny (to me XD ) and highly amusing ways to...well...amuse yourself :) And no, I don't make a hobby of this...I was just really tired, ok? And besides, it was hilarious :D

Also, I found some more creepy things that you can whisper into someone's ear while hugging them, from here. The picture is below :)



Have an awesome day!!

Love,
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P.S. By the way, my friends were ok with it :P
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Kid Accidentally Steals Cup from Restaurant

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My blog: "You should post something."

Me: "But I'm too lazy to post something."

My blog: "Well too bad, it's been 5 days already, and you should post now, because if you don't today, you won't post anything tomorrow or the day after that either."

Me: "Oh yeah? And how do you know?"

My blog: *snorts* "Cuz you're a procrastinator and a lazy ass?"

Me:


Me: ... 'K fine.

So, since I have no idea what to post (nothing remotely blog-worthy has happened), I'll just leave you with this hilarious video I found.

Enjoy~!


Good night!
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My Summer :)

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Hi guys!

It turns out I really am too lazy to type up what happened during my summer...so here are some pics instead :D

Somewhere North of Toronto:
The Campfire from the night of Day 1.

Do you see all the bugs? Eww. (On a trail.)

Flowerpot Island:

A bridge that's part of a trail on Flowerpot Island. And there's me lol.

The bridge from another angle.

 The Toronto Zoo:
Polar bear!! :D

So cute~

Flamingos - so pretty :)

PANDA!!

He's called DaMao, by the way.

A giraffe!

I went to a bunch of other places too, but I only picked out a few photos. Hope you liked them :)

Love,
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P.S. Can you see my laziness? XD
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Making Out with Bathroom Doors

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Hellooo everybody! Long time no see!
Giant Panda at the Toronto Zoo
It's been about 2 months since the last time I posted, so there are quite a few stories that I could tell about my summer. I could tell you about the month I spent volunteering at a camp, my camping and sightseeing trip to Toronto, and all the little things in between - but I'm too lazy to type it all up. Maybe later :P Instead, let me tell you about what happened to me this morning.

 This morning, at school, I was walking towards the girls washroom and was about to push the door open. Usually, all you have to do is push on the door and it swings open, so I was expecting to walk right through. But no. Nooooooo. For some reason, that particular washroom was locked this morning, so when I reached out to push the door open and stepped forward, I stepped right into the stupid door, smushing my face against it in the process.

 So yeah. I kissed the washroom door. Gross. But if that wasn't enough, at that exact moment, some good-looking guy walked past me, and saw me smushing my mouth on that door.

 How come there are always people around to watch me do stupid things?? Ugh.

 On another note, I finally got Tumblr!!! I post cute things , random things, funny things, cool things and whatever else I find interesting. Follow me here :) And haha it took me way longer than it should have to find a theme and tweak it. I think it was worth it, though, because now it's adorable ^^

 Bye!!
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The Liebster Award!!!

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I've been nominated for the Liebster Award!! Thank you Sarah :)


The Rules:
  1. Link the blogger that nominated you.
  2. Answer the 11 questions they have written for you.
  3. Give 11 random facts about yourself.
  4. Nominate other bloggers with under 200 followers who you think deserve the award.
  5. Post 11 questions for your nominees.

My Answers to Sarah's questions:
  • If money wasn't an object, what would you do?
I am assuming this question is asking what I would do if money doesn't matter, in which case I would buy so much stuff my house would collapse with the sheer weight of it all.

  • What is your favourite book and why?
That is a really, really hard question. I have no idea what my favourite book is, but some of my favourite authors are Tamora Pierce, Kristin Cashore, Julie Kagawa and Fuyumi Ono.

  • If you could spend the day with anyone (has to be a real person) throughout all of history, what would you do and what would you talk about?
Since I know absolutely nothing about history, I would choose someone from the present. I would meet up with Kim Jong-Un, ask him a bunch of questions about North Korea, hopefully get truthful answers, and hopefully not get killed. I think that would be a very interesting experience :)

  • Sweet or savoury?
That's a hard question... Sweet, maybe? I dunno :(

  • What five songs would be on the soundtrack to your life?
For many of the songs that I listen to, I don't actually listen to because of their meanings, but rather their tunes. For that reason, I can't actually properly answer this question. Sorry :( But The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars would definitely be on there ;)

  • Why did you start blogging?
 I'd been thinking about starting a blog for a while, but when I finally started it, it was because I was supposed to be working on an English assignment that was due in 2 days, and as I was procrastinating, one thing lead to another and the next thing I knew, I was a blogger :D

  • If you could be invisible for one day, what would you do?
Find people who are watching a horror movie in a crowded theatre, whisper "you're next" into their ear, and watch their reaction.

  • What is your favourite thing to do with friends?
Shop, and have a whole converstion about nothing thats ends with us crying with laughter (literally).

  • Most embarrassing childhood moment?
Not sure... maybe when I was 10 and I was attending a swimming class. At the end of that class, the teacher said we could go on the diving boards. I didn't actually want to or know how to dive, but I did in the end because everybody else was diving. Unfortunately, when I jumped off the diving board, my body was almost completely parallel to the water, and I ended up doing a MASSIVE belly flop, causing the water to fly up everywhere and everybody in the whole pool to turn around and stare at me.

  • If you could live in any fictional universe, what would it be and why?
Either the Nevernever in The Iron Fey, the world in Kubera, or the Harry Potter universe.

  • Fashion or comfort?
Both. If it's not comfortable then I am not wearing it, no matter how nice it looks, and vice versa.


11 Random Facts About Me:

  • I am NOT a morning person
  • I have never read or watched Twilight
  • I love watching and being in nature
  • I love camping
  • I currently have a glasses tan :(
  • I rarely paint my nails
  • The last time I peed myself was in grade 1
  • I have travelled to France, Italy, Germany, Japan, and Holland, and remember absolutely none of it
  • The latest that I have stayed up to read a book is 5 a.m.
  • A few years ago, I rode a donkey
  • I am very easily distracted
And the nominees!!!

Marykate Hensley from The Mint View
Marlee from Marlee & You
Haewon from Haewon or Bust

My Questions:

  • Books or movies?
  • Depending on your answer for the last question, what is your favourite book/movie?
  • If you could see your future, would you?
  • If you could yell one thing out for the whole world to hear, what would it be?
  • What is your pet peeve?
  • What is your most embarrassing moment?
  • What is your favourite quote?
  • If you won $1 million in the lottery, what would you do with it?
  • What is a the weirdest dream you ever had?
  • Why did you start blogging?
  • What is your favourite thing about blogging?

Bye :)
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