Why I Blog Erratically

HEY THERE all you beautiful people who still bother to read my blog! You know I love you~

So I know I don't blog like I used to, with a new post every few days. Now, when I do post, I post in spurts - random spurts of sudden inspiration. I mean, if I have nothing to write about, what do I write about? I'm not a very creative person, so I don't often get any ideas that are interesting and bloggable enough to blog about. Personally, I just don't see the point in writing something when I have nothing to write. That's reserved for English class. (HAHA I'm so funny.)

A brief summary of reasons why I may not be blogging for a period of time:

  1. Life is boring where I live, and just boring in general. Nothing ever happens...except for the recent shooting, which is obviously horrible and sad and scary and really sick, especially since the soldier was shot in front of the war memorial. That's just twisted. My heart goes out to Cpl. Nathan Cirillo as well as WO Patrice Vincent, and all who knew them. May you rest in peace. Cpl. Nathan Cirillo and WO Patrice Vincent
  2. I have schoolwork - a shitload of schoolwork, to the point where my life is basically a pile of homework. Sad, I know.
  3. Books!
  4. I'm on a trip.
  5. Tumblr and/or Facebook
  6. Youtube
Generally, though, it's the first two reasons. And to be honest, I go on Tumblr and Facebook erratically too...

That's all for now, people! Have an awesome day :)

Love,
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How to be Creepy

I have recently been very tired as a result of excessive schoolwork, procrastination, books, and procrastination. Through this experience, I have gained 2 things: under-eye bags and new knowledge - specifically, knowledge about myself. I have realized, with the help of my friends, that when I am tired, I get somewhat...creepy. Yeah, you read that right. BUT NO I'M NOT A CREEP, OK? It's just fun :D

Here are some foolproof ways to be creepy, tested earlier today on my friends.

  1. Hug someone, sniff them loudly, and whisper "You smell nice..."
  2. Get out your lip balm. Without taking the cap off, and making sure that your friend is watching, slowly move it towards him/her and rub it on the side of their neck, moving downwards. Stare at them with a creepy smile on your face the whole time.
  3. While your friend is facing the other way, quietly walk up behind them and start stroking their hair and/or back.
  4. During a long, not awkward, silence, suddenly look your friend straight in the eye and say "Boobehs," again with a creepy smile on your face and with your eyes wide open.
  5. Make sure that he/she is looking at you. Then, stare them straight in the eye and eat your food, one bit at a time, never breaking eye contact. Chew slowly and keep silent.
There you go! Five very funny (to me XD ) and highly amusing ways to...well...amuse yourself :) And no, I don't make a hobby of this...I was just really tired, ok? And besides, it was hilarious :D

Also, I found some more creepy things that you can whisper into someone's ear while hugging them, from here. The picture is below :)



Have an awesome day!!

Love,
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P.S. By the way, my friends were ok with it :P

Kid Accidentally Steals Cup from Restaurant

My blog: "You should post something."

Me: "But I'm too lazy to post something."

My blog: "Well too bad, it's been 5 days already, and you should post now, because if you don't today, you won't post anything tomorrow or the day after that either."

Me: "Oh yeah? And how do you know?"

My blog: *snorts* "Cuz you're a procrastinator and a lazy ass?"

Me:


Me: ... 'K fine.

So, since I have no idea what to post (nothing remotely blog-worthy has happened), I'll just leave you with this hilarious video I found.

Enjoy~!


Good night!
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My Summer :)

Hi guys!

It turns out I really am too lazy to type up what happened during my summer...so here are some pics instead :D

Somewhere North of Toronto:


The Campfire from the night of Day 1.

Do you see all the bugs? Eww. (On a trail.)

Flowerpot Island:

A bridge that's part of a trail on Flowerpot Island. And there's me lol.

The bridge from another angle.

 The Toronto Zoo:


Polar bear!! :D

So cute~

Flamingos - so pretty :)

PANDA!!

He's called DaMao, by the way.

A giraffe!

I went to a bunch of other places too, but I only picked out a few photos. Hope you liked them :)

Love,
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P.S. Can you see my laziness? XD

Making Out with Bathroom Doors

Hellooo everybody! Long time no see!


Giant Panda at the Toronto Zoo
It's been about 2 months since the last time I posted, so there are quite a few stories that I could tell about my summer. I could tell you about the month I spent volunteering at a camp, my camping and sightseeing trip to Toronto, and all the little things in between - but I'm too lazy to type it all up. Maybe later :P Instead, let me tell you about what happened to me this morning.

This morning, at school, I was walking towards the girls washroom and was about to push the door open. Usually, all you have to do is push on the door and it swings open, so I was expecting to walk right through. But no. Nooooooo. For some reason, that particular washroom was locked this morning, so when I reached out to push the door open and stepped forward, I stepped right into the stupid door, smushing my face against it in the process.

So yeah. I kissed the washroom door. Gross. But if that wasn't enough, at that exact moment, some good-looking guy walked past me, and saw me smushing my mouth on that door.

How come there are always people around to watch me do stupid things?? Ugh.

On another note, I finally got Tumblr!!! I post cute things , random things, funny things, cool things and whatever else I find interesting. Follow me here :) And haha it took me way longer than it should have to find a theme and tweak it. I think it was worth it, though, because now it's adorable ^^

Bye!!
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The Liebster Award!!!

I've been nominated for the Liebster Award!! Thank you Sarah :)


The Rules:
  1. Link the blogger that nominated you.
  2. Answer the 11 questions they have written for you.
  3. Give 11 random facts about yourself.
  4. Nominate other bloggers with under 200 followers who you think deserve the award.
  5. Post 11 questions for your nominees.

My Answers to Sarah's questions:
  • If money wasn't an object, what would you do?
I am assuming this question is asking what I would do if money doesn't matter, in which case I would buy so much stuff my house would collapse with the sheer weight of it all.

  • What is your favourite book and why?
That is a really, really hard question. I have no idea what my favourite book is, but some of my favourite authors are Tamora Pierce, Kristin Cashore, Julie Kagawa and Fuyumi Ono.

  • If you could spend the day with anyone (has to be a real person) throughout all of history, what would you do and what would you talk about?
Since I know absolutely nothing about history, I would choose someone from the present. I would meet up with Kim Jong-Un, ask him a bunch of questions about North Korea, hopefully get truthful answers, and hopefully not get killed. I think that would be a very interesting experience :)

  • Sweet or savoury?
That's a hard question... Sweet, maybe? I dunno :(

  • What five songs would be on the soundtrack to your life?
For many of the songs that I listen to, I don't actually listen to because of their meanings, but rather their tunes. For that reason, I can't actually properly answer this question. Sorry :( But The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars would definitely be on there ;)

  • Why did you start blogging?
 I'd been thinking about starting a blog for a while, but when I finally started it, it was because I was supposed to be working on an English assignment that was due in 2 days, and as I was procrastinating, one thing lead to another and the next thing I knew, I was a blogger :D

  • If you could be invisible for one day, what would you do?
Find people who are watching a horror movie in a crowded theatre, whisper "you're next" into their ear, and watch their reaction.

  • What is your favourite thing to do with friends?
Shop, and have a whole converstion about nothing thats ends with us crying with laughter (literally).

  • Most embarrassing childhood moment?
Not sure... maybe when I was 10 and I was attending a swimming class. At the end of that class, the teacher said we could go on the diving boards. I didn't actually want to or know how to dive, but I did in the end because everybody else was diving. Unfortunately, when I jumped off the diving board, my body was almost completely parallel to the water, and I ended up doing a MASSIVE belly flop, causing the water to fly up everywhere and everybody in the whole pool to turn around and stare at me.

  • If you could live in any fictional universe, what would it be and why?
Either the Nevernever in The Iron Fey, the world in Kubera, or the Harry Potter universe.

  • Fashion or comfort?
Both. If it's not comfortable then I am not wearing it, no matter how nice it looks, and vice versa.


11 Random Facts About Me:

  • I am NOT a morning person
  • I have never read or watched Twilight
  • I love watching and being in nature
  • I love camping
  • I currently have a glasses tan :(
  • I rarely paint my nails
  • The last time I peed myself was in grade 1
  • I have travelled to France, Italy, Germany, Japan, and Holland, and remember absolutely none of it
  • The latest that I have stayed up to read a book is 5 a.m.
  • A few years ago, I rode a donkey
  • I am very easily distracted
And the nominees!!!

Marykate Hensley from The Mint View
Marlee from Marlee & You
Haewon from Haewon or Bust

My Questions:

  • Books or movies?
  • Depending on your answer for the last question, what is your favourite book/movie?
  • If you could see your future, would you?
  • If you could yell one thing out for the whole world to hear, what would it be?
  • What is your pet peeve?
  • What is your most embarrassing moment?
  • What is your favourite quote?
  • If you won $1 million in the lottery, what would you do with it?
  • What is a the weirdest dream you ever had?
  • Why did you start blogging?
  • What is your favourite thing about blogging?

Bye :)
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May I ask for your forgiveness?

Um.

*nervous laughter*

Yeah...

I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY!!!!!

But let me tell you my excuses reasons for why I've been absent so long:

  • I had a shitload lot of homework
  • I am incredibly lazy
  • Exams (which I've finished!! :D )
  • Summatives
  • My outdoor ed. trip (which was awesome, and during which I got a glasses tan, a neckline tan, a watch tan, and a bangs tan (by the way, the tan is not what made the trip awesome))
  • My sis came back for a while
  • My B-day party (which was a while ago lol...)
  • I had a fever
  • Life
  • "I'll do it tomorrow."
  • Did I mention that I'm incredibly lazy?

But school's out now, and so I can blog 'till you all get tired of me blogging :) Anyways...

SCHOOL'S OUT!!! :D  *does a little happy dance*

Nah, just kidding. I can't dance.

So check out what I made yesterday:

My new shorts :D
I basically just cut up my favourite pair of jeans to make these. Yup. The reason being that they were completely ripped up at the knee and on the inside of my upper thigh, but I really didn't want to throw them out because, again, they are my favourite pair of jeans. I guess I could have just left them like that, but I'm not really a fan of ripped jeans. So yeah.

The ripped knee of my jeans
I'm kind of proud of these, although honestly all I really did was cut them up and do a bit of sewing. But still, it's harder than it looks - or maybe that's just because I suck at everything? Yeah, probably that.

I'm also kind of sad, though. I've already completely defaced my jeans, but I don't think it's actually going to last very long. I've had these for years now, and so the crotch area is pretty frayed. Like it's just waiting to tear open at any moment.

And since we're on the topic of short shorts, allow me to show you the following picture:

*WARNING: VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED (I JOKE)*



You're very welcome.

Until next time! (And there WILL be a next time - I promise!!)
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Help the Poor - NOT

This is going to be a short post. It looks long, but trust me, it really isn't.

Today is the day The Forever Song by Julie Kagawa comes out!! :D I've been waiting forever. I can't wait to read it :)

And also, the cover for Marie Lu's The Young Elites was released a few days ago. It's so purrrty :3 But doesn't it look like the bottom has been cut off?

The Forever Song by Julie Kagawa coverThe Young Elites by Marie Lu cover

On another, less happy note, I found something...interesting. It's kind of sad, but it's very true. I think it speaks quite a bit about human nature.

fuck the poor, help the poor, human nature

People may say whatever they want and act all righteous, but when it comes down to it, does anything really get done?

Only a disappointing amount.

And I'll just leave you with that thought in mind.

Happy procrastinating :)
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P.S. I was debating whether to name this post "Help the Poor" or "F*** the Poor". In the end, I went with the less offensive one.

Some People Just Piss Me Off

At my school, every once in a while a geography class will go around the school and dump out all the recycle bins. Sometimes, other classes will take a turn too.

Today, some other class was supposed to do the recycling bins, but because for some reason they couldn't, my teacher volunteered our class instead.

We didn't really mind because it meant no work :) But there were a lot of bins, and we were a small class, so it took the whole period to get through the whole school. And there are also really disgusting moments, like when you pick up a bin and your hands get all sticky because an open bottle spilled who-knows-what all over the bin. And after you dump everything out, only to find that the bottom of the bin is covered with bits of candy, gum and various other I-don't-wanna-know-what-that-is substances.

recycling dumpster
Yeah, one of these things. Is it called a dumpster?
Anyhow, while my partner and I were bringing the last few bins outside to the giant recycling box (is it called a dumpster?), we found that one of our classmates, Sparrow (no, that's not his real name), was standing inside the thing. And then I noticed that he was looking for something in all those papers, and that there was this girl standing outside the giant recycling box, peering inside. My teacher, my partner and I, and a few of my other classmates were standing around, waiting for them to finish so that we could dump out our black-boxes.

It turned out that the girl had lost some of her papers,and she thought that they might be in the recycling bins that we were dumping out. The papers included her notes for a speech, something to do with her art summative, and something else. She said that they were very important and that she didn't think she could duplicate them, so she really needed to find the papers. And Sparrow, being a really nice guy, was actually standing inside the dirty recycling dumpster, trying to find her papers among the thousands of other papers in there.

And the girl just stood there, watching.

After a while, we were getting impatient, and my teacher politely hinted that if she wanted to find the papers faster, maybe she should get in there too. I don't know if the girl didn't hear or ignored her, but either way, she just continued standing there, watching.

To speed up the process, another one of my classmates jumped into the giant recycling box thingy to help search for the papers. Within seconds, he had found 2 of the three items. The girl thanked him, and my two classmates continued to search through the giant mass of papers for the third item.

And still the girl just stood there. Watching.

By this time we were all getting pretty impatient, and the teacher again hinted, though not as subtly as before, that the girl should also climb in there to search for her own papers.

And do I even have to say it?

Finally, after a long time, the girl saw the impatient looks my teacher was shooting her and took the hint. She again thanked the guys for helping and left.

And that's the end of my story.

Why did I just tell you all of that? Well mostly because the whole thing kind of pissed me off. If I losed something important to me, sure I might ask other people for help, but I certainly wouldn't just stand back and let everyone else do all the work. The fact that that girl just stood back, relaxed, and watched while two other people got their hands dirty to help her really irks me.

What, was she afraid to get her own hands dirty? So what? I wouldn't like it either, but you can't ask of other people what you yourself won't do.

And that, boys and girls, is the moral of the story.

On another note, this is stuck in my head right now thanks to Sarah ;)


Love ya :)
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Deception >:D

I got a package in the mail today!!! :D Aren't you just so happy when you get something in the mail? It makes me feel all special :)

the front of the package my sister sent me
The front of the package.
The package is from my sister. It's a present she ordered online for my birthday, which is coming up in about a week. I'm not going to open it until then. Well, I'm going to try. It'll be hard resisting the temptation haha :)

the back of the package my sister sent meAnyway, as a joke, the package says "From Larry", which is obviously not my sister's name. However, my little brother actually took it seriously and thinks that some dude named Larry sent me a package for no particular reason. Since I don't know any Larrys, he's getting really excited trying to figure out who sent it and why. So now he's constantly saying stuff like "What if there's an bomb inside??", "But how did they get our address?!", and "Maybe the numbers on it are a clue!! But what could they mean..." and you get the idea. And being the awesome sister that I am, I'm just leading him on :) But hey, can you blame me? It's hilarious to watch :D

Don't worry, I'll tell him eventually ;)

XOX
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Book Review: Allegiant by Veronica Roth

Sorry it's been a while. I've been considering doing book reviews for some time, but I've never really gotten around to doing it - mostly because I suck at explaining things. But I'm going to try it anyway, and if this doesn't really work out, then...whatever. I'm posting this review anyway :P
Warning: SPOILERS!!! You probably do not want to read this if you haven't read Divergent and Insurgent.

Allegiant by Veronica Roth


Series: Divergent

Book #: 3

My Rating: 3.8 out of 5
                     

Goodreads Rating: 3.63 out of 5

Genres: Young Adult, Science Fiction, Dystopia, Romance, Action



Summary: 
(from book jacket)
The faction-based society that Tris Prior once believed in is shattered—fractured by violence and power struggles and scarred by loss and betrayal. So when offered a chance to explore the world past the limits she’s known, Tris is ready. Perhaps beyond the fence, she and Tobias will find a simple new life together, free from complicated lies, tangled loyalties, and painful memories.

But Tris’s new reality is even more alarming than the one she left behind. Old discoveries are quickly rendered meaningless. Explosive new truths change the hearts of those she loves. And once again, Tris must battle to comprehend the complexities of human nature—and of herself—while facing impossible choices about courage, allegiance, sacrifice, and love.

Told from a riveting dual perspective, Allegiant, by #1 New York Times best-selling author Veronica Roth, brings the Divergent series to a powerful conclusion while revealing the secrets of the dystopian world that has captivated millions of readers in Divergent and Insurgent.

My Thoughts:
Many of my friends had told me that they didn’t like Allegiant, and as a result, I wasn’t expecting much from the book. And when I actually started reading it, what they said seemed true. The beginning was so boring that it took me a week just to get through the first hundred pages. There were no new developments, nothing interesting happened, and it just felt like it was dragging on. Just when I was thinking that I'd have to force myself through the whole book just in honour of the other two, at around 100 pages in, it suddenly started getting a lot better. From there on, things started picking up.

The world outside the fence is finally revealed, and the questions that you’ve wondered about for the entire series are finally answered. Tris and Tobias’s relationship is developed even further, and in my opinion, becomes more realistic. Tris’s relationship with her brother, Caleb, and Tobias’s with his parents become more in-depth as well. By the end, I actually started to like Caleb again. Christina, Zeke, Uriah, Peter and Cara are all back. And as a plus, there are some really cute Tris and Tobias scenes :D

However, there is also this whole thing where they talk about DNA, and try to give the book a scientific aspect. The explanation really didn't make much sense to me. Just spewing out a bunch of scientific-y sounding names does not make it sound all smart and real. I suppose the basic concept was a good idea, but I just don't see how it would actually work in real life.

And the ending. Oh, the ending. It made me cry!! (Though admittedly, I cry for everything.) It was one of those endings that make me go:

bawling your eyes out after reading a book
Yup, that's pretty much me.
And then my parents walk in and wonder what the heck is wrong with me... heheh :) But they're used to it XD

While it was a sad ending, on the other hand, if the book had ended in any other way, it would have felt unrealistic. I know that lots of people don't agree with the way it ended, and I think I can see where they're coming from. But even though it wasn't flawless and perfect and happy and all that, personally, I’m kind of glad it ended the way it did. It felt like an appropriate ending to me.

Yes, it wasn't perfect, but I think its good points far outweigh the flaws. Allegiant starts out slow, but overall, was a satisfying conclusion to the Divergent trilogy.

Recommended: For everyone who has already read the rest of the series and wants closure.

Worth the read?  Yes.

So there ya go! Hope you liked it. If not, keep it to yourself :) And I warned you I suck at explaining :P

See ya.

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Happy April Fools' Day!!

If I had a speck of creativity, I would be pranking you. However, I have absolutely no idea what I would do for a prank, so I'll just settle for showing you GIFs of some awesome April Fools' pranks, all taken from http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/the-27-pranks-you-need-to-really-own-april-fools-day.


April Fools' prank: be a chair

April Fools' prank: headless person

April Fools' prank: alien suit

April Fools' prank: street performer scares little kid

April Fools' prank: mannequin comes alive

April Fools' prank: masked guy in bathroom


Those would be so fun!!!!! If I was the prankster, that is.

Anyway, I hope they made you laugh :) Or gave you ideas for future pranks.

Did you prank/scare anyone today? Or were you the one who was pranked?

TTYL,
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Plastic Surgery to Look Like Jennifer Lawrence?

I think this is a bit extreme.
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Woman spends $25,000 on cosmetic surgeries to resemble Jennifer Lawrence

ANDREW RYAN
The Globe and Mail

Just how far will the average person go to look like his or her favourite celebrity?

Or more to the point, how much will they spend?

In the case of a young Texas woman named Kitty (not her real name), the price tag was $25,000 (U.S.), which she happily dropped toward the bizarre goal of resembling Oscar-winner Jennifer Lawrence.

So why take such extreme measures? In the pre-op interview, Kitty said, “I can appreciate that her personality is spunky and fun. I can appreciate that her body is banging.”

A big part of the inspiration, claimed Kitty, was that friends and strangers alike kept telling her how much she already looks like Lawrence.

Said Kitty: “I’m not trying to look like Pamela Anderson during her Baywatch days. I’m trying to look like a very capable, very personal level-headed female who is an Academy Award winner.”

Yep, that sounds like ample rationale to go under the knife.

Kitty also allowed that, as a mother, she wanted to get back her post-baby body.

“The reason why I decided to get surgery is because post having my daughter, I wasn’t quite as comfortable with my body,” she said on Nightline. “I don’t think you have to be crazy to want to look better or feel better about yourself. That’s not crazy.”

The Nightline segment tracked Kitty’s four weeks of surgery that took place in February at the First Surgical Hospital in Houston and cost her approximately $25,000 (that figure was already minus the discount deducted by plastic surgeons for the publicity).

In brisk succession, Kitty had liposuction performed on her face and body, a breast augmentation, rhinoplasty and fat grafts to her cheeks and buttocks.

All told, the procedures took an estimated six hours on the table, which was followed by several weeks of recovery for Kitty.

Kitty’s surgeon, Dr. Franklin Rose, said that he routinely tracks the mental well-being of patients who request celebrity lookalike makeovers.

“You can tell very quickly, within a matter of a minute, if the patient is well-adjusted or not well-adjusted for whatever the procedure they might present,” Dr. Rose told Nightline.

Dr. Rose also said that he’s seen a growing number of women requesting famous-people makeovers.

“Patients come in wanting to have lips like Angelina Jolie, breasts like Scarlett Johansson, Megan Fox,” he said.

But in Kitty’s case, all she wanted was to look like the star of American Hustle and Silver Linings Playbook. The post-op tension was sustained throughout the Nightline segment right up to the moment of the big unveiling.

Kitty didn’t actually look a whole lot like Jennifer Lawrence, but she seemed more than happy with the results, which only shows that celebrity makeover beauty is more in the eye of the subject than the beholder.

The more shocking reveal: Kitty admitted that the money she had spent was originally intended to start a college fund for her daughter.

“Basically the money that I had for this was money that I had saved from a previous job,” rationalized Kitty. “So it was sort of a ‘me fund.’ My child’s only 5 and I’m still just barely 30, so I still feel it’s naivete, but I still have some time to rack up some money to help her when the time comes.”

Hello, Kitty, that time already came and went.


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Personally, I love Jennifer Lawrence. She's funny, beautiful, and an amazing actress. But for me, to have your entire body completely remade to look like someone else's, no matter whose it is, is not right. And just a little bit creepy.

No one is perfect. Everyone has their own imperfections, and while I don't think I'll be loving my imperfections anytime soon, I would not go as far as to remodel my body to resemble someone else's. I think that that is disrespectful to my own body.

Of course, this is just my own personal opinion, and I respect that other people may have a different view on this subject. Feel free to disagree with me, but no hating please :)

Also, THIS SONG IS AMAZING!! :D


Bye bye :)
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ALWAYS Try On Your Clothes Before You Buy Them

So recently my whole family went to send off my older sister in another city, where she'll be living from now on because of her job. It takes about three and a half hours to get there, without traffic.

After we had dropped off all her stuff at her new place, we went to a nearby shopping mall to buy anything else she might need. The mall was 5 minutes away by car, and it had everything.

EVERYTHING!! It had the grocery stores and other stuff, but the clothes. Oh, the clothes. There was Suzy, Urban Planet, Simons and sooo much more. (Btw those are some of my favourite stores.) SHE'S SO LUCKY!!! That's not even fair :(

Anyway, after we'd pretty much finished shopping there, we were on our way out. The closest exit to our car was in Simon's, so we were just passing through, but we were also looking around a bit at the clothes. While we were passing through/looking around, I saw this pretty red short sleeved long sweater thingy. GAH I suck at explaining :( Maybe I'll take a picture. Or not. Ack whatever.

So because the sizes are kind of weird at Simon's I tried on a small (I'm usually a medium). It fit perfectly, and I really liked it. It was just a bit tight taking it off though, so I grabbed a medium instead. And because we were sort of in a hurry, I didn't try this one on. We just payed for it and left.

When we got home, I tried the size medium on and what do you know, it's too big. Not by a lot, but whereas the size small fit perfectly, this one is baggy in all the wrong places. Specifically, the tummy area. The sweater makes it look like I have no waist at all, and it's just GUH. And there are no Simon's where I live, so I can't just return it. And now I'm like:
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
So that's my little story/rant. Now I'm all sad and frustrated.

But seriously. Why, life, why?

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P.S. I just wrote the literacy test today!! It was easy.

P.P.S. BUT WHAT IF I FAILED??!! :S

Cookie Cake!!

I made a cookie cake!! :D Here are some photos I took of my gorgeous cookie cake:

my cookie cake side

my cookie cake full

Do you see that? That lovely cookie cake? That yummy, beautiful, delicious, SO MUCH SUGAR cookie cake?

It's already half gone.

Yes, I know, it's sad. And by the way, I didn't eat half the cookie cake all by myself, if that's what you were thinking.

And also in case you were wondering, a cookie cake is basically one massive cookie. You can probably see why that might appeal to me :)

On another subject, the cuts on my face on barely noticeable now!! Thankfully it didn't take long for it to get better. I was afraid it would take forever to heal just because Mother Nature hates me. (If you don't know what I'm talking about, click here.)

I'M CRAVING FOOD.

Bye!
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P.S. I disabled word verification :) I'll just deal with the spam when/if it comes.

P.P.S. Don't judge my photography ;)